Cookie Thread Act 4 (Act 5): The Fifth One

General
#5203

i want to eat it whole. i want its juices in my mouth not on my table or kitchen counter

#5204

i just use advanced technology (a plate)

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#5205

you bother taking out a plate just for an orange??? do you hand wash your dishes?

#5206

there is no way you hand wash your dishes

#5207

you use a dishwasher (a mechanical one or your mom)

#5208

paper plate

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#5209

sometimes i do

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#5210

PAPER PLATE?!??!?!?

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#5211

i am convinced italy is feral

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#5212

you are already ahead of silviu who has never bought groceries for his family

#5213

completely irrelevant

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#5214

what

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#5215

oh i forgot she had the drawing version most recently

before that she had actual pink yoshi for like 3 years

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#5216

italy squashes his oranges with his thumbs. i didnt know he uses a paper plate at that point in the conversation. without it the juices would spill

#5217

I do all the time? what’s wrong w/ it ;-;

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#5218

nono i understand the context thats just one hell of a thing to say

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#5219

take the orange out to dinner first

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#5220

idiot

#5221

not my fault your thumbs are too weak

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#5222

Have you never tried to eat some kind of hand food after using hand sanitizer