at the store i just got milk btw. the store clerk winked at me. I do not know what he was winking about i was buying fucking milk
why would i have been given thumbs if i wasn’t going to use them to split open oranges and eggs
it was an incredibly ominous wink
then i went to a bakery to get my dad some lunch
I consistently peel clementines in a way that causes the remaining peel to look like a penis
youre beating the scurvy allegations (negative)
if you dont have the physical health of a sailor in the 1600s im not interested
none of you are welcome in my kitchen
woah some real ambition here
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It’s a long term project. I mean Rome w. Rome wasn’t. Uh. Rome
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when i saw the second like i knew it was may before i clicked on it to see who it was. i knew she would like it
so true being a furry has truly primed me to experience the full depth of what radiohead has to offer
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I was mildly vitamin c deficient a few years ago
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rome? as in rome-o and juliet?
ayo
say less
Not to brag but last time I had bloodwork done my doctor said it was perfect (this is unpleasant because it means thye don’t know what’s wrong)
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No