unless
20%…
Wait Chloe you’re a mafia player… AND a bi queen? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! eyes pop out AROOOOOOOOGA! jaw drops tongue rolls out WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF tongue bursts out of the mouth uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady… heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ohhhh my gooooodd~
oh jesus christ why did i say anything
this is why i just say i’m gay. the amount im bisexual is not worth talking about, and it’s certainly not worth this.
yes same
i am gay/queer depending on who im talking to
that reminds me u literally put litten as autistic in this and still didn’t put him in the autistic part of the venn diagram
oops
i did bad?
tutuu can you put me on the orientation chart
99% ace
but not 100%
i see the way you’re looking at those nuns
you give them the Eyes
10% luck
20% skill
15% concentrated orange juice
me too! me too!
your orientation is putting your nose in the air and then u sniff sniff and then u go in the direction of the ketchup
perfect
my type among Catholics/Catholic-adjacent people is Not nuns, just saying,
oh WAIT i forgot you had a partner when younger
so you aren’t aroace just ace. right. now i remember
you have a type huuuuuh. hmmmmmm
hmmmmm
i’m gonna say … you prefer boyfriend over a girlfriend?
the one person who I dated was a boy but I don’t think I particularly have a preference for guys
(caveat that HRT sure can do things to your orientation )
i would never pass up the opportunity to see thousands of denver residents extremely distraught