(i havent recovered since my team got eliminated in the playoffs)
OH you’re on HRT? I’m learning so many new things about you!
For some reason I thought you always were non-binary even as a baby. Like … smol Arete baby and the doctor say - enby, they/them. Purple blanket
For some reason I thought you always were non-binary even as a prototype. Like … smol Arete version 1.0 and the roboticist say - enby, they/them. Purple antennae
HAHAHHAHAH you’re so funny marissa i love you so much
so funny story actually, when my parents went in for the ultrasound the doctors couldn’t figure out my sex because I kept doing somersaults in a way that blocked their view of my genitalia, so they didn’t know what I was going to be assigned at birth
so all the baby things that the hospital provided before I was born were like, yellow and green and so on
and then once I was born the hospital people immediately were like “okay now we know! time to only provide things in the Associated-Gender Color!!!”
my turn (even though i know what you’re probably gonna say)
tutuu can you put me on the orientation chart but again since you got me wrong the first time idiot
the ideal is to not have a team so you can dunk on everyone
I went to bed at 4 last night. Instead of 5 the night before or 6 the night before that
arete’s mom suffering and in pain
arete turning it up to chipi chipi chapa chapa in her womb:
you’re a bi loser right?
you like everyone and yet also get rejected by everyone
perpetual loser girl~
WHAT ARE YOU THEN?
your partner uses she/they pronouns. so already its a rubick’s cube
and then adding you to the equation. i need to pull out my fucking notebook to map out all possible permutations for your correct label
I consider myself a lesbian not really because I’m exclusively attracted to women (for the most part I am, especially in practice) but because I have literally zero interest in just, like, the social dynamics of being in a relationship with a man, especially if I am to be perceived as a woman
oh not what i expected you to say
but i am bi
i’ve just asked out like 2 people ever
hmmm? what didya expect?
that i like origami
the knee jerk association i make with molly isn’t origami it’s just “loser girl”
well i bet i’ve been awkwardly asked out on more ice cream dates than you have