when i was younger me and my sibling made a “hotdog”, that being a banana with barbecue sauce and white bread
when i corrected pointed out that it would taste horrible and i’m not eating it, he said that it’ll “taste like chili dogs”
i assume it did not
Nothing can be as sweet as you sadly 
oh right
on a closer level to that story they wanted to make a movie using props with the logos taped off and have a bunch of fighting scenes
upon the again pointing out that a. something by a bunch of children will not take off and b. taping a prop’s logo doesnt remove copyright i was assured that the problems could be editted out in post-processing
hot dogs aren’t sweet
im excited for 5am
i get to drive my idiot loser boyfriend to the idiot loser train going straight to idiot loser city
Sounds very exciting!
dont think i was smart from this
i poured super glue on my hands because i tilted over the bottle to see if it had any contents because i needed it
…twice
i was like four gimme a break
This applies to the helicopter pilot flying in heavy fog.
didn’t everyone think this
It’s a miracle.
No?
unfortunately yes
I dont believe you. You have to cosplay as franziska and show me to prove me wrong
FoL banned words list:
Real
