Cookie Thread Act 4 (Act 5): The Fifth One

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Minecraft accent

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what up my miners today i did some off camera mining (9-5 job) and collected enough diamonds to repel the ender dragon (landlord) from the overworld, in this episode, i will organize my storage system (do taxes) and gear up my pets (my sons) and finally defeat the wither (divorce my wife)

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Like this isn’t a 15yo post

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There’s a level of voice awareness

i agree but he doesn’t make posts like that often

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If you’re 15 and you talk like Bionic because you’re 15 you don’t do it as neatly or consistently, you waver out of it sometimes

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Feels nai

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to me it reads like a copypasta. when i was 15 i wrote posts like that all the time, copied from others

Thats a post any age would do

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when i was 15 i wrote with perfect grammar and was incredibly tame and polite and pacifist

then a year later i became a goblin that got progressively worse and worse. this was up until i was about 21-22. at that point i started calming down and being softer. and then that has been increasing with every year, being calm and trying to be kind

Ur 22+?

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yeah :smiling_face_with_tear:

Gender?

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scam

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thing

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Hello nice to meet u
Im tutuu. i’m not like other girls

-I do sport (I do a lot of fencing y’all :heart_eyes: :person_fencing: )
-i have nice dark hair
-i’m male
-my name is inigo Montoya
-you killed my father
-prepare to die

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i don’t think any of those things are true

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gender is a scam i agree

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