Cookie Thread Act 4 (Act 5): The Fifth One

This is because they haven’t actually experienced conflict yet (I think? It’s gonna happen either way) something something honeymoon phase

with a trans friend you have the estrogen. now it just needs to be funny

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I was the youngest and less than a year after I moved out of the house for the first time they were divorced.

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fair enough

Yep

i have a sage stick that looks like a massive joint and like yeah it was a funny bit i smoked it and just ended up inhaling sage

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this was yesterday

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Either that or this lmao

I love giving vague prophesies about other people’s marriages

immediately after saying this i accidentally punched myself in the crotch i think today is not my day

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gamers are gaming today

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HOW

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so im lying down with my balloon right

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and i try to like
do the thing where you go all around and hit it
except my hand just keeps on moving

who up laying they balloon

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i still have no idea what you’re describing here lol

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you dont have a balloon you lay down with? are you even gay?

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you do the little balloon trick

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you clearly dont keep balloons on hand to do balloon tricks

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you throw it up and do a little wind up before hitting it

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