Cookie Thread Act 4 (Act 5): The Fifth One

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#1001

i would not call myself a Noah Baumbach fan. I like marriage story but I think any baumbach films that aren’t also wes anderson films tend to be… pretentious in a way that doesn’t work. idk. im not a film critic

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#1002

benguined pickup line

why are you not dating me? are you stupid?

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#1003

benguined pickup line

benguinedparbecue is our future child father

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#1004

Are you

#1005

arctic pickup line

i just realized i spend way too much time looking at pictures of men

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#1006

molly pickup line

are you origami cuz omg i like you so much rn!!! :heart:

#1007

How would Marshal sound like

#1008

hey bb are you incineroar? cause i wanna name my twitter after you

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#1009

Perfect

#1010

Huh

#1011

. >:C

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#1012

>:C

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#1013

its not even my account :sob:

#1014

its just some random polish guy who really likes buff furry men. which again i can relate. not a problem here. im dating a polish guy who likes buff furry men. but its not my account

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#1015

I’m glad there are so many polish guys in your life who like buff furry men

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#1016

i would not consider incineroarfan69 to be ‘in my life’ but im glad ur glad

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#1017

I could say that I am glad for your gladness of gray’s gladness of you

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#1018

what prompted this

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#1019

I also thought the same

#1020

Arctic probably has been backreading about you

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