Cookie Thread Act 4 (Act 5): The Fifth One

Just saying. The track you’re on. There’s time to right yourselves but it’s not looking good

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the fakeclaim you’ve provided for me sucks maymay

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who is fols emperor. is it you its usually you in these scenarios

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Yeah it’s me.

Would you rather I leave you out to dry with nothing at all? Or perhaps leave you to starve? To death? In prison? For criticising the emperor?

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i think the emperor should stop spending tax money on kaguyahime resprites

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gulps

I’m so benevolent. Most wolfchat emperors would make you come up with your own fakeclaim. Now me I’ll at least lazily shout “parity doctor” at you

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Prison. One hundred years

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It’s a Yui Yagi resprite I’m considering

where was fam4’s wolfchat emperor all of our fakeclaims sucked

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am i the emperor wife or am i a commoner you’re having an affair with. id like the first but second seems much more likely with my knowledge of history they loved illegitimacy

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He randed town! Sad! You should have forcibly initiated me so I could die D4 to the execution like god intended

day 4 was actually the designated town fumble day, try again

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cant say im not surprised. them they married out of politics like every time those marriages are the nobleman version of marrying for tax purposes. or a green card

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Yuri Yaoi

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In Dream of the Red Chamber there’s a lot of threatening wives with swords and mistresses killing themselves and people being pulled into mirrors and never being seen again for lust crimes so the state of romance seems pretty dire

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wait till you find out what’s happening over in the three kingdoms

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lust crimes :fire:

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id make a fantastic mistress. if you ever find a nice noblewoman and wish to use them for political gain let me know

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