Cookie Thread Act 4 (Act 5): The Fifth One

Man falls ill. Can’t be treated. Monk shows up. Monk gives him a mirror. Says this mirror will cure you but DON’T LOOK IN THE OTHER SIDE OF THE MIRROR. Under no circumstances do this. Naturally he looks into the other mirror and sees a hot woman. What happens next is a given. Very sad! Young men these days are always getting pulled into mirrors. It’s very tragic. Very tragic. But there’s nothing you can do about it. It’s their own fault really

Your butlers would be dressed as vampires then?

Do you wanna be a scheming concubine you can plot to kill my kids by other women and such

i hate kids deal

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not the mirror sirens AGAIN

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It’s specifically Xifeng. He tried to hit on her. Worse really. And got rejected and tricked. That’s why he fell ill in the first place. Very sad!

“lilith stop plotting to assassinate babies” girls cant do anything huh

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More people should be talking about Jia Rui at all times

it’s imperial china starving to death is pretty commonplace

most types of death are quite common in imperial china in fact

fumbles a girl so hard you die

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Can’t stress how hard he fumbled

may would you still love me if i had very little land and only 2 maids

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Only TWO maids? It would be very difficult but I think I could manage it

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for listeners at home, this is mays least receptive response to this question in the last year and a half

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you could be the third maid

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Only two maids…

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may how much sleep do you plan on getting

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Um.

if you go to bed ill get more maids

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