Cookie Thread Act 4 (Act 5): The Fifth One

It’s not like being tired where I can just sleep it off
The irritation limits my ability to be able to be comfortable

And it also keeps me more awake than I’d be otherwise

I generally like the sensation of, like, burning or electric shock more than I do the kind of joint pain or such that I always have. So I’d rather be focusing on the sunburn hurting than I would my back muscles, y’know

yeah that makes sense
I don’t suffer from background low level pain

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Lucky bastard

I suffer from my brain loving to self immolate

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Unlucky bastard

but yeah your situation prob worse

Been getting really into the idea that all suffering is relative lately so I’d probably say your situation is no better or worse

I would like to clarify that I don’t get sunburned on purpose it’s just that I’m much closer to the equator than I usually am after not going outside for like a year and sometimes the sunscreen is not enough

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May you also get cancer when you live

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that tracks
It’s probably because I powerscale that I tend to view a lot of pointless things in terms of absolute values

so what I’m saying is

is that a tracker soft

I heard your sunburn is pretty strong
Let me fight it

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powerscaling sunburns???

Who would win

The strongest burn of them all Third Degree, or the most famous in history Sunburns

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Friendliest cat ever here

Can’t get a picture because every time I take out my phone the cat runs up and headbonks the camera

meow

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idk how most people have photogenic as fuck pets

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