Cookie Thread Act 4 (Act 5): The Fifth One

me when wazza randomly proposes to some bumfuck lord

IIRC in 5e parties with a paladin are much, much more powerful because of Aura of Protection. Which is a weird specific thing to make them powerful, but having just +5 to saving throws is huge late game (for most parties).

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this was so fucking funny

After plotting to murder him

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Natural progression

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and then spends the next 2 months getting him fit

while i go and write a book about some dead kingdom and unearth the sword of the king of said dead kingdom

only for me to FUCKING DIE and then have that book be used as propaganda

and then the detective backup character I created comes in immediately after the biggest mystery gets solved
and then the campaign gets canned

I have attempted to isekai that detective backup character several times, each time to no avail

i got lost in a forest

as a Druid

as you do

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specifically I failed the saving throw right before the break ended

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oh that’s where you went

im ngl i just thought u left

well I left because time restraints
idr how locke justified my character leaving

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oh
idk he just said you retired to the countryside

and probably died in the war

we also made your damn prophesy come to pass

why is that? i think they provide a pretty solid foudnation to build a character/foundation off of

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i dont like d&d. anyways let me introduce my tabletop rpg that acts identically to d&d

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