akshually smaller brain size isnt linked to lower intelligence. Albert Einstein had a smaller than average head and brain. Just like me. We built differrnt. I dont have a big ass gorilla head like you. Who cares if its big if theres only air there?
That’s… not actually why I called you small headed, tutu.
It’s because I bet you have a small head that’s really good at being a soccer ball.
You better enter into the goalpost, tutu
American burger traitor calling it a soccer. What next, coca cola burger king AR-15? You should be made into a kebab (and eaten) for saying that
I can’t tell if you are trying to imitate me word salading or you actually speak that way
Probably both
Peope tend to mimic each others’ speech mannerisms when they talk to each other. You’re probably the dumbest friend i have so i just feel like speaking in your language
If I am your dumbest friend, I am afraid what you think of yourself
You’re lucky that I love adorkable people
This joke doesnt even make sense youre trying to roast me as if i think im dumb but it dont make sense. Case in point. Actual orangutan
You still didn’t say no
Lucky beyond the weird interaction with disadvantage isn’t particularly insane
If you want insane I’d bring up cartomancer which absolutely should not have been printed as is
Hidden Ace. When you finish a long rest, you can choose one spell from your class’s spell list and imbue that spell into a card. The chosen spell must have a casting time of 1 action, and it must be a level for which you have spell slots. The card remains imbued with this spell for 8 hours. While the card is imbued with the spell, you can use a bonus action to flourish the card and cast the spell within. The card then immediately loses its magic.
if you’re doing a multiclass dip as a caster which is usually optimal
this shit can give you access to things you absolutely should not be able to
this isn’t particularly impressive relative to the amount of effort you need to put in to make it happen
I keep forgetting multiclassing exists and can get cracked
one of my biggest taste-related issues with 5e is how few impactful features martials get as they reach higher levels…
which makes it so that you should be multiclassing since all the non-extra attack damage features martials get are level 3 or before
I feel the need to say that dnd is a game where underpowered is typically fine since most tables are radically different
assuming 16 dexterity from pointbuy + racial, you’re looking at standing 16 AC which is pretty solid since, as a sorcerer, you have shield
If you want to get to 18 AC as you said you’re going to be spending 2 ASI/Feats on leveling dex
After investment, relative to other ways of generating AC as a main sorcerer, you have the general benefits of straightclass, in games that run carrying capacity you’re not weighing yourself down with armor, and you don’t have disadvantage on stealth checks that wearing strong medium+ armor would have
i once played an asynchronous pathfinder 3.5e game on discord. it was 4 characters, one controlled by the dm coz we had 3 players. one player ditched us quickly, the other sometimes showed up sometimes not, so it was mostly just me and the dm playing
when we fought the final boss somebody put a fireball or firepool on the tile where the boss was and i used acrobatics or athletics to hold the boss in place and i succeeded and he took lots of dmg. i was happy
pathfinder forever