Cookie Thread Act 4 (Act 5): The Fifth One

i think i could fight through a warzone with an umbrella

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what does 52 gal mean for me

tryhard

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.52 gal

When somebody kills you they’ll say “got 52” and I’ll say “I think you’re lying there’s not that many players in the game”

can i finally just steal someone elses voice instead of doing voice training
(jokes aside this is super awesome! its amazing to see medical advancement like this bc its like “wow we actually are progressing this shit”)

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And yeah tryhard but in a, like, specific distinctive way. 52 isn’t a flatten-to-meta top tier weapon nor is it generally picked for its special, it has its own Thing it’s good at (being aggressive with its wall as a tool to protect it). It’s not generally the very-best-in-class (at least in the time I have been playing the game) but it’s always been a pretty solid pick and one that you can specialise in

is this based off vibes or what u think that person would play

What’s the difference. It’s what they’d play based off vibes

i play regular splattershot so

actually tentatek i think, whichever one has splat bombs

It’s a very direct weapon. You can say lots of things like: “Why don’t they just kill the 52 gal? Are they stupid?”, which is not the only personality trait of benguinedparbecue, but those are the vibes, you know?

52 gal is tryhard in a way i respect, as opposed to weapons like hydra which i don’t respect in the slightest (sorry atlas)

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That’d be TTek, in Splatoon 3. Bombs strikes. Yeah that tracks. You were one of hte ones I was like “eh this placement is meh” when I was picking a weapon for you.

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I don’t think you have VShot vibes but you have TTek vibes

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Interesting bug in my room

Nobody asked about htis, but I’m going to say it anyway: molly is the Dread Wringer because it’s the bisexual slosher.

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arent most splatoon weapons bisexual

Yes but given the pattern of the tri-slosher I just verbally call dread “bi slosher” or “bisexual slosher” very frequently

its fine
i havent played any splatoon game since the first and i didnt even beat the campaign

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