Cookie Thread Act 4: katze thread

i was hedging by posting that and immediately dming eliza saying the post will be really funny because whatever the outcome it was going to be awesome

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Im ngl i dont even know if shes 28 or 29 LMAO

@katze how old are you again

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i’m still not convinced this isn’t some elaborate joke. the tutuu arctic incident lingers in my mind

28 i think

is she not 30

i thought today was the big 3 0

Katze told me they were 45? So theyd be 46 now

Oh god no that would be Weird

katze is 54

I’m like five

WAIT SHE IS 30 UR SO RIGHT MARISSA

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A woman never gets older than 20.
So she is 20.

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LAST YEAR WAS 29

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me knowing your own sister’s bday better than you:

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Recently my friend was like “you could easily psyop me into believing they play mahjong in 1984” and then I managed to immediately afterward convince her they play mahjong in 1984

i am THE katzefan after all

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Idek how okd my brother is either LOL

i think hes 2004? 2003?

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NOT YEARS OLD

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Did your brother know Jesus Christ?

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oh yeah im exactly the same. I didnt used to be I gained this but because of that i have had to learn my ways to work on that more recently and can tell you you can Be that person as long as you phrase it in a way which isnt forcing an option it genuinely helps and they will not mind

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