Like with blenders the answer is get one that’s expensive and highly rated. You can probably look for one with a brushless motor but I’m not sure a lot of qualities that make them quieter are going to be listed on the feature list.
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rhett and link
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GMM was the shit
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It’s more expensive to manufacture and part of it is just that a blender is… a blender. The motor has an absurdly high RPM, and violently ripping things to pieces is noisy. Mine is $300. It’s very solid, and the jar couples snuggly to the base (this can cause a lot of rattling if it’s not tightly coupled). It’s still pretty fucking loud. It’s probably quieter than a cheaper blender doing the same thing, but it’s just gonna be loud no matter what due to the nature of obliterating things into tiny pieces.
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when i went to boston our airbnb had a broken blender and i wanted a milkshake so i just used a spoon and crushed some oreos and
idk it worked good enough
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a stove… is a stove
no matter where you go
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A patty is a patty. That’s what I say.
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A GRILL
IS A GRILL
THIS IS SURELY SOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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:transgrill:
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and fries
should be fries
either wayyyyyy
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A wafflemaker is a wafflemaker
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Mmm, waffles 
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But this grill is not a home
This is not the stove I know
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i would trade it all away
if you’d come back to stayyyyyyyy 
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this kitchens not the same
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without
Summary
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WITHOUUUUUUUT YOUUUUU
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interior crocodile alligator
It’s just a greasy spoon (just a greasy spoon)
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I drive a Chevrolet movie theater