“Don’t crash the car” would be a really funny if people didn’t die from crashes thing to broadcast
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i pledge allegiance to the swag
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Every time a car crash comes up I keep picturing Arete’s story of slamming on the accelerator twice instead of the break in a car park
It makes me laugh every time
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A more interesting question is how many lives are you not potentially saving by saying “hello”. In other words, what could you say to save the most lives and are you morally obligated to say it
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oh no
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alternatively how many lives are you saving by not saying “i’m god, you and your religious comrades are the sole people who are still faithful and all others are infidels who must be killed” or something along those lines
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(40 min later)
so cute how you insisted on being paid attention heheheh 
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to be honest the thing to save the most lives is probably like, instructions on how to do CPR or how to build a bomb
This was on us. We should have paid attention to him. He needs it or he’ll literally die.
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^ May
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thats one life saved by saying “hello”
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I wonder if there’s a stamp for that
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pot and kettle meetup
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how does tbjs save lives
For the record those 40 minutes were spent finding and making various stamps for my bio
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you gotta break a few eggs to make an omelette or something thats what the funny society metal gear guy saids
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Is it still saving lives if they die shortly after anyway?
this sounds like a good question for your morals thread
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Necrobumpimy id against the rules katze
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honestly if I heard a “hello” and everoyn else was like “yeah! i head that too!” i’d prob get a lot more spirtual
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