Cookie Thread Act 4: katze thread

i’m so sad he didn’t admit to it in his final moments

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[insert Lobotomy Kaisen here]

what if he was like “i know they wont believe me… but i actually didnt… i swear… coughs and dies

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Damn
I know hes a murderer and stuff but i still hope he didnt suffer much. I know he had prostate cancer, which really sucks

Cancer is kinda dumb imo

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wait wtf i thought hes been dead for like 20 years

am i stupid

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Cancer

Well yeah but not because of that

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We should cancel cancer

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he was a football player he hasn’t good knees in forever. this has nothing to do with prostate cancer but knees also never really heal and hurt like hell too

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yes, and at least somewhat proven by this

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noway

me: flop era over

also me: sleeps through ANOTHER spanish class. this one really important

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Too real

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my first semester of college was so fucked because of sleeping through classes. high school I just slept through class inside the class, and I did that in college some too, but addy bailed me the fuck out of this one. and avoiding morning classes like the plague helped me avoid the former.

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i was screened for narcolepsy (with and without cataplexy), and got referred to specialist at Shands who literally wrote textbooks on sleep medicine. I thought I was going to have to do another sleep study, but the guy was asked some questions to make sure I wasn’t narcoleptic, and then was like “you probably have some kind of depression, but if you don’t experience a whole lot of darkness, I’m not going to apply that label to you to avoid it causing you problems because it’s stigmatized. let’s just call it idiopathic hypersomnia, get you on stimulants, and worry about what to call it later if it gets worse.”

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unironically based af

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