Cookie Thread Act 4: katze thread

bro what

Answer the question

7?

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Thank you

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this was in my high school classroom. shelves on the back, random empty space in the corner, a locker sitting there. it wasnt for use, nobody knew what was in it or why was it there, it was always locked

one of my classmates’ favorite past times was pulling out that locker, stuffing me in the hole, and putting it back there, blocking me from exiting. despite my protests

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i wish i was that classmate

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prepare to be eaten

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im glad you found an actually accurate gif, given the bear just is eepy and ignoring your harmless ass :3

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My classmate was high af today and asked me if people in england speak english

He also said he thinks he has endometriosis
He does not have a uterus

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jerk dog and kitten

hyperactive me and chill relaxed katze :blush: :heart:

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Well come to think of it, they were speaking french in england now alot of centuries ago

or even ancient german before arrival

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have you checked???

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Why does he think he has it lol

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holy shit

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holy crap

i didnt get it what was the joke :sob:

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dismay at being forced to speak french for centuries?

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We have a french user on the community named Centuries

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I feel he’s really cool, though I kind of raged at him during a game, so I can’t really DM him to get to know him more, that’s sad

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hi! no we don’t. in England, we actually speak a special language called “Banter” that sounds like English but is incomprehensible to outsiders. it is a blighted, hateful tongue only capable of expressing the emotions of hatred, jealousy, and adulation of the Legend

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