its not my fault that my Uncle was one of the finest “Guy who swears he submitted his resume to 2 more jobs this week and is definitely gonna find something within the month” this side of the Mississippi I feel like the expectations are unreasonable
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My parents generally expect from me my continued survival and I think the illness destroyed most of the rest of their expectations
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Perks 
And they expect me not to bring home a cat during the summers so I can’t get a cat even if I really want to. That’s the restrictions
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you gotta keep hiding me in your basement then
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I’ll smuggle you in. You’ll be fine so long as Lucky doesn’t blow your cover
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[He definitely will]
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“The illness”?
Yeah the illness. You know. The one
That sentence was poorly worded it’s been updated
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Patch notes removed pronoun with unclear antecedent
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my parents pretend that they will be happy with whatever i do but i can tell that isn’t the truth
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I used to kind of hallucinate silent parental expectations where there were none but now that I am an adult person I can tell that my lie detectors were experiencing a false positive there
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Turns out even if your parents are fine it’s remarkably easy to just, like, fuck yourself up by making up expectations anyway
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And it’s generally your reaction to those expectations, not the expectations themselves, that actually have impact on your life, so it winds up functionally being the same in many cases
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It’s almost May I want it to be May it’s a good month. Well May is a social construct so most of the good things about it are already here
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If one of those things is “temperature greater than 15.5C”, can that happen already?
they don’t allow that in the uk
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yo same
crazy how quickly expectations evaporate once you introduce sympathy
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Yes especially if i get scumread. I deserve eternal torment for my sins~
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