Cookie Thread Act 4: katze thread

General
#28116

REAL

#28117

okay but trying hard is significantly more enjoyable than not

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#28118

for you

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#28119

there are things I like to try hard on. Career aspirations is not one of them

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#28120

What if I aim for what’s 15 feet ahead of me but still miss?

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#28121

well you’ll hit something

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#28122

Kids these days with their “career aspirations”

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#28123

oh yeah i forgot being a lawyer takes a whole lotta effort. never mind

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#28124

I could be a lawyer if I tried

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#28125

being a lawyer sounds awful im good

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#28126

My dad is constantly suggesting alternate careers

#28127

He’s always like
“Why don’t you be a lawyer?”
“Why don’t you be a technical writer?”

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#28128

Like
Yes. I get it. You don’t think my career choice is sustainable.

#28129

And he’s probably right on that front it’s just that all his alt careers suck too

#28130

My mom’s continuously suggesting that I become a doctor.

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#28131

Yeah p much

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#28132

my parents are constantly suggesting that I become a mediocre video essayist with 12.6k subscribers or a full time sports gambler or a 7/11 nightshift employee who sells weed to middle schoolers and is definitely gonna be a famous guitarist one day for sure

when all I want to be is a neurosurgeon or maybe an estate planning lawyer or a petroleum engineer

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#28133

:wowee:

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#28134

I asked them if I could get a PhD and they said that I had to at least give blogging about My 600 Pound Life a real hard try first

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#28135

Jack are you /srs or /j