Cookie Thread Act 4: katze thread

at this point call it last stand of the venerated

Virtuous V: The Last Stand of the Virtuous (for real this time) (no seriously) (this one is the actual last stand)

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(real)

if i made a closed virtuous id call it March of the Old Ones

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@marshal you would be happy to know that we added Death Knights

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:wowee:

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How come every time I am doing schoolwork I wand nothing more than for it to be over but as soon as I don’t have anything due tomorrow or the day after I feel profoundly bad emotions

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Science?

Explain this

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your brain adapted to motivate you to complete work by making incomplete work feel unpleasant

now that you’re through with work, your “not having to feel the unpleasantness of incomplete work anymore” reward circuit that you’ve been reinforcing so strongly suddenly has nothing to feel reward for, making you feel like a part of your life is missing

alternatively, you’re a fucking nerd

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im re-reading cookie thread to make drabble duel submissions
its nice to see how everybody i want to uppercut is in perfect uppercut height for me

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The next one should have JoJo Stands.


that’s about it

(i asked permission for this joke!!)

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煩死

I had a dream I got banned from Hypixel for visiting an illegal 100 gecs nightclub then repeatedly trying to escape from my captors when jailed and interrogated

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We kept trying to escape to another server by stepping into these teleportation beacons but they went on and off in cycles and we kept missing the cycles. Eventually got it though and went to this streamer’s server which was a stadium in which I saw several people I recognised from high school

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real

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Apparently I specifically got caught because I placed blocks and they had a record of everybody placing blocks. Marissa was there also. Got jailed and escaped with me

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I knew it was a dream before I got jailed and was just hanging out but I kinda forgot afterward

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