Cookie Thread Act 4: katze thread

last night i dreamt that i went back in time to myself when i was like 11 and i had to warn my family of something and they were being dicks about it so i was just like “yeah and im transgender”

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I dreamt that i was in a zombie apocalypse with my high school classmates

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what happened

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I dont really remember there were zombies

I shot at them. One was bugged like in a game i unloaded a ton of bullets and i could see damage numbers but its health bar didnt go down

Then we got to two cars and i got anxious coz i failed at driving and had to rely on them driving me

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its nice that you follow the law in a zombie outbreak by making other people drive

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I dreamt that my bunny transformed into a vampire bunny and infecting slowly by touch alone

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Oh you have a pet bunny? Are you keeping it to get fat so you can eat it later?

I am growing it so she can scratch you in your dumb face

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They dont have claws do they
Let me check

Oh they do

Well if you have doubts about claws, then I can make her bite your dumb nose

or even eye

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Im soooo hungry silviu…

And the only thing around me is your bunny…

It looks soooo juicy and tasty…

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You should not approach my bunny. Not only because she will scratch you very hard, but you might get confused where its liver is

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Thats so cute how your little brain works when you try to think of a roast. Its so transparent. So adorable to observe :blush:

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I’m afraid that you might even confuse the word for brain with something else

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It’s okay little tutu.

“Tall as a tree, dumb as a fence”, a romanian saying says.

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You’re so mean, I love it.

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Such vitriol.

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Such vicodin

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