Cookie Thread Act 4: katze thread

That applies to both

I’ve been to the ER for an injury one time. I jumped into a doorjam when I was like 4

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no thats teeth

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oh god imagine

wait was this not a joke

yeah dumbass hahah ur bones dont get replaced

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american football should be handball since its in peoples hands more

shes that dumb :sob:

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It still does come in contact with your foot in some parts of the gameplay

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i went to the ER when i got punched in the face and couldn’t eat and my parents were scared my jaw was broken. oh to be 11 again

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im sorry :(

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bitch ass 12 year old sucker punched me. got suspended for a day and i got detention except they didn’t even tell me i had detention they just left me in a room without telling me why

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this one isn’t as funny as me hitting someone with a calculator

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Weren’t…you the one who got hit?

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you can get hit and be somewhat responsible for being disruptive to the school day

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correct! they claimed i choked the kid and had photographic evidence and also just wouldn’t show us said photographic evidence

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or be perceived as such, I suppose

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you out here saying anything huh

unless you did actually choke him

he literally came up to me and punched me

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