I mean ig your crimes are less fun tho, like our criminals steal entire driveways from houses
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Or break into jail to hang out with his buddies
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ah yeah, florida is on another level
don’t suppose you know anybody at that school that had some students kill and hang up a shark?
because one MUer I won’t name for privacy reasons goes there lel
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or went there
might have graduated idr
What year was that, because im pretty sure that has happened more then once
i aspire to be like that guy who threw an alligator into a wendys drive through
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that’s disturbing
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They made a new law after him, now its assault with a deadly weapon to throw an alligator at somebody
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I mean there is a reason GTA6 is in Miami
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*assault with a deadly alligator
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3/4+ of Florida Man stories are from Miami tho
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was it like recent tho? or like over a decade ago
cuz like one of them is a lot more well known then the other one
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recent
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I mean some ppl call them dogs, so if you hear somebody talk about their emotional support dog, it could be a reference to an alligator
Naw I dont know anyone directly from up north, but I know a friend who does, I can ask
Im from like the middle of Florida
no point in asking, was mostly just bringing up the event and why I knew about it lel
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wait how did you know they went there tho?
anyways feeling cute might delete later
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