oh so ur like 4’8 gotcha
she was gonna be 5’7 but her parents made her switch to skim milk coz they knew she was deserving of being short its fitting of her personality moreeee
I’m apparently a bit over 5’4
I also wear tall enough shoes that I’m 5’7 functionally
But that could be 5’10. If this world were just
FoL if May was immediately 5’10
my best friend is 4’11 and its so funny when we stand side by side
im sure tall people are used to short people but for me its such a treat i enjoy making fun of her very much
Talking to people substantially shorter than me is awkward because I’m not used to it
alternate reality
may bullying us
zuggie calm
someone good eating habit
eliza good short term memory
arcy masculine
arete not being amused by doxxing
katze no big belly
yes same
going to my friend’s filipino household was quite the experience
like everyone there was at least 3 inches shorter than me
I am SO calm ALWAYS
i’m just not there. better or worse timeline?
PEAK CALMNESS
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Alternative reality Ututt:
benguined jock named Matt blonde hair wear baseball jacket date cheerleader named Kimberleigh also blonde drive mustang car color red play quarterback for red socks
You could’ve made it a palindrome.
quarterback for red socks
jokes on you i am into sports in this timeline. i’m just not good at them