Cookie Thread Act 4: katze thread

oh so ur like 4’8 gotcha

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she was gonna be 5’7 but her parents made her switch to skim milk coz they knew she was deserving of being short its fitting of her personality moreeee

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I’m apparently a bit over 5’4

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I also wear tall enough shoes that I’m 5’7 functionally

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But that could be 5’10. If this world were just

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FoL if May was immediately 5’10

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my best friend is 4’11 and its so funny when we stand side by side
im sure tall people are used to short people but for me its such a treat i enjoy making fun of her very much

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Talking to people substantially shorter than me is awkward because I’m not used to it

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alternate reality

may bullying us
zuggie calm
someone good eating habit
eliza good short term memory
arcy masculine
arete not being amused by doxxing
katze no big belly

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yes same
going to my friend’s filipino household was quite the experience
like everyone there was at least 3 inches shorter than me

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I am SO calm ALWAYS

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i’m just not there. better or worse timeline?

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PEAK CALMNESS

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thbthtbthbthbththtbbhbthbthbt that’s actually super calm nya nya nya

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Alternative reality Ututt:

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benguined jock named Matt blonde hair wear baseball jacket date cheerleader named Kimberleigh also blonde drive mustang car color red play quarterback for red socks

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You could’ve made it a palindrome.

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quarterback for red socks

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jokes on you i am into sports in this timeline. i’m just not good at them

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