Cookie Thread Act 4: katze thread

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#12022

lost the first one one more and we out boys

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#12023

I WON WHAT A COMEBACK

i misplayed so hard game 1. game 2 i destroyed her. game 3 she bricked on lands. L bozo. her deck was too slow it was like a 4fun deck. hell yeah boys we getting that bread

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#12024

No lol

#12025

I just
Canā€™t find the time to make or even post events more than once a week

#12026

I have to do it on PC to make it quality but my parents have been fucking me over at every turn

#12027

Iā€™d offer to help, but I have zero experience with KotC outside of that one game where I had to dip two rounds in.

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#12028

i played one game full in a vc, won, and i forgot everything about the game

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#12029

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lost to some gigachad playing this card

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#12030

ā€¦did they spam that card as a refresh to get you down 1 hp at a time
thats all i know about magic

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#12031

love seeing people play cards like this shit

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#12032

no they survived with it. i sent everything i had lethal on board. didnt leave any blockers. then they pull this out of nowhere and won the next turn

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#12033

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@tutuu

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#12034

Iā€™m missing the punchline here

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#12035

They have to tear their phone up

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#12036

oh

#12037

thereā€™s no way thatā€™s a real card

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#12038

Theoretically, following this literally as written involves tearing someone elseā€™s phone into confetti (or forcing them to forfeit to avoid you tearing their phone into confetti). Humor is derived from the fact that this is a blatantly absurd thing to do in a card game.

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#12039

these are all real cards but some of them are from ~joke sets

(also thereā€™s some errata that means this interaction doesnā€™t actually work as written)

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#12040

damb

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#12041

i love ignore reminder text its not rules

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