Cookie Thread Act 4: katze thread

I don’t like my mom

She made me do homework when I am whooping coughing here

Like can’t the homework wait, it’s not like I did the biggest disaster on rom class

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They’re just done!!! I thought about drawing something and then did it!!!


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That’s very silly. You should be free to deal with the consequences of uour own actions. There’s nobody making you do your work when you’re sick when you’re an adult. You have to train the judgement of what you can and cannot put off

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My head is booming from coughing

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:skull:

this looks really good!

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It is with a heavy heart I announce the sale of my long term ape, Salazar. Most of my early followers know me as this ape. My kids know me as this ape. I met my wife when I WAS this ape and had my first kid when I was still proudly wore this ape. By extension, it is part of me.

I travelled around the world with this ape in my pocket. We went to the most luxurious hotels, the craziest night clubs and the most serene beaches. We had it all. Unfortunately, what blur is doing to apes is frankly unacceptable. Since the creation of Blur, the ape floor price has tumbled from 85e down to 12e.

Two weeks ago myself and around 15 other high ranking ape members gathered at the recent International Ape Workshop in Miami, and on behalf of the community we wrote and delivered a notarised letter begging Pacman to stop this nonsense at once.

We outlined three key terms the apes were demanding of Pacman:

1.) Effective immediately, blur should be shut down and all NFT collections affected should be refunded a part of their floor price at the time blur was created

2.) A written apology to @yugalabs and the community

3.) Sell all remilia assets held by ANY members of the blur team and publicly denounce @CharlotteFang77

As of today, March 28, 2024, Pacman has refused to acknowledge our letter. I have no choice but to sell my ape and retrieve some form of financial value before it trends to zero. Thankyou to everyone in the ape family who has been sending me messages over these last few days. I love you all.

I hope one day we meet on the other side, until then, goodbye.

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@lilith Blink if you need help, are you okay?

never better

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I am bisexual

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No…

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hell yeah

Summary

after all this time with you being the Straight Person of FoL I can’t tell if this is a joke :sweat_smile:

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It was a joke but a joke rooted in some degree of truth

Something something katze i got pinged by this joke post

i am undergoing a period of uncertainty

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Most predictable outcome

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FoL has claimed another victim.

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The best thing to do is explore. Try dating a couple guys, or whatever and if it doesn’t hit, oh well. Just trying it doesn’t lock you forever into anything. Sexuality is descriptive of who you are interested in right now, not who you were in the past.

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Not again

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I am immune.

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where were u when arctic was str8

i was home eats dorito when phon rang

arctic gay

no

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