who could’ve guessed i’m a nerd
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are you a derivative, bc im e^x and you can make me go off on a lot of tangents about the same thing
no contest is a smash term its when you do that thing where youre on your last stock and you get thrown off the stage and def arent gonna make it but you quit out and go “guess we’ll never know who wouldve won”
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are you a derivative, bc i’m ln|sec x| + C and you can make go off on a lot of tangents
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you cant just steal my joke then do it better thats fucked up
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are you a solution to the homogeneous heat equation given an initial condition? because wow you have a lot of errors
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This made me cough laugh severely
Bottom line
Thank you
Who up divorcing they may
same as it ever was
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Huh
The entire dating and asking out conversation was so funny
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I have a classmate that had like over 10 girlfriends during its course of thrir dating life
Their current love is still lasting for a year since its inception
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No one has ever actually asked me out (formally)
I think?
I’ve had a girlfriend but idr the circumstances that came about in
Eliza can I ask you out to eat some cone ice cream 
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I appreciate the ice cream but not the romance
who up psyching they eliza
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Ra ra romama
Ba ba ulala
Bad romance
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what the hell does this mean