Cookie Thread Act 4: katze thread

he speaks less than me

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hes honestly a point of fascination. like its edgy enough that like. you couldn’t do it ironically. hes too deep. beyond what any faker is capable of

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Oh wait I cannot believe I forgot this earlier. I went on a date with a Belle from Disney World. It went okay but ended not great. This was less my fault because my friend lied to her and said I was super religious which was absolutely not true.

He’s the worst

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occasionally we have had to do work ~together and he outsilences me. i dont think you realise what kind of threat youre dealing with

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wait you’re not??

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It wasn’t true at the time. Now I am a devout worshipper of Ishtar

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isnt that the fucking
dnd goddess of pain

good choice
i pray to the sun personally. and the moon but mostly the sun. also faes are real

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No, she is a very real Mesopotamian goddess. Like 4000 BC old. Formerly the most worshipped goddess in the world.

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oh damn

eliza is getting CONVINCED

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nah i googled it lmao

She had trans priestesses and trans masc warriors. One of her prayers, again literally thousands of years old written on clay tablets in cuneiform, says that the power to turn men into women and women into men is her power. She rules.

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People consent to it, like …

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mormon to ishtar worship pipeline

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Those people usually get set for life with how much money he gives them

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personally I prefer the air