Cookie Thread Act 4: katze thread

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#19924

saaaame
austin rocks

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#19925

tyrone is up there too

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#19926

oh i didn’t even notice it was an hour old message :skull:

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#19927

oh yeah tyrone was cool too

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#19928

thank you guys

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#19929

like, rural areas stereotypically commonly contain ponds, someone who lives on a pond in a rural area isn’t necessarily stereotypically upper-middle-class

whereas someone who lives on a small lake in an urban or suburban area and is like “well I don’t really live on a lake-lake, it’s really just a pond” is UMC if not just regular rich

(obvious disclaimer that real life class dynamics are complicated and this post is mainly speaking to perceived/stereotypical dynamics and not making a specific claim about all people who live near ponds)

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#19930

And truly is it not the most American thing to pretend to be richer than you are? That’s why everybody has to pretend it’s a lake and not a pond

#19931

Jenna’s childhood home (her parents recently moved) had 2 floors and a basement. It was 5 bedroom 4 bath. The basement was mostly finished and there was another bedroom and bath down there. And a pool table. And an arcade cabinet. And a pingpong table. And a sectional and a big flat screen TV with 2 smaller TVs above it so multiple sporting events could be watched at the same time (there was a similar setup on the ground floor living room). Oh yeah and the basement had a literal full ass wooden bar that was fully stocked. And a small home gym. There was a deck on the first floor (the basement was ground level in the back). There was a hot tub outside with a TV mounted by the window that you could turn so you could watch it from the hot tub. There was also an outdoor basketball court that had a net to convert it into a volleyball court. It wasn’t the neighborhoods, it was the just theirs.

Are they rich just because they have 2 stories and a basement???

I wish they hadn’t sold that place so bad though

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#19932

no no the most American thing is explaining how you’re really just an average member of the middle class while actually, like, being a corporate lawyer making $300k a year

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#19933

tutuu can u post the list i have a great list idea

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#19934

By the numbers I’m sure there’s a lot more people pretending to be rich than pretending to be poor

#19935

My grandmother was a member of a yacht club. She did not own a yacht. She never owned a yacht. She was never even close to being able to afford a yacht, she was in debt. But by god did she belong to that yacht club.

#19936

you can be in a yacht club without owning a yacht??

#19937

You can be in a yacht club without owning a yacht .You have to pay way too much for the food there but you get to go to trivia night

#19938

They don’t put the prices on the menu. That’s how you know it’s way too much

#19939

ma’am u just listed about 50 other reasons

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#19940

Oh yeah and Jenna’s parents complain about the taxes they paid. They owned that house I described and 4 other properties at one point, and like 5 cars. They thought they were paying too much in taxes.

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#19941

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can u guys guess whats this for?

#19942

higher than d tier [pat bev gif]

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#19943

This is either going to be flattering or the complete opposite

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