Cookie Thread Act 6: Cookie & Thread

some of us have a sense of fear and self preservation

Too bad I cannot say it on Fortress of Lies

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Nevermind! You’re perfectly ordinary and human and neurotypical and average and—
(Cough.)

What’s the server called?

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dogs trained to attack will fuck you up but they’re only like that if they’re explicitly trained to do that or their owner is just bad

Incomprehensibly NSFW?

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he was quite possibly the least aggressive dog i’ve ever owned

This is only like 25% my fault

i dont care if theyre outwardly aggressive
theyre scary
like bugs

if theyre aggressive it just gets worse

i can’t cure that sorry

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you can, actually!

I’m not even a huge animal fan I just happen to be a cat

air balloon all the animals i dislike away from me

that being said he was strong as hell i basically had to keep the leash completely tight at all times when outside because if he built up even a moment of momentum i was fucked

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there was a bug that somehow got on my hand while i was bathing earlier.

that was not fun

i hope he was a good enough pet to you, at least, even if i dont understand.

I’m fucked with pretty much any dog who tries to run away from me it’s unfortunate

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May are you a fox? Why did we decide you are a cat?

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I cannot for the life of me think of what cat you are is the problem

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are raccoons cats