FUCK
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me @ flowey in outertale when i dodge the friendliness pellets
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Hit again with the sudden urge to make that Pokemon fangame that is far too ambitious for my own good.
Hi cookie thread,
pls get enough sleep
Sincerely,
me
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Dear Ms. Chloe,
Nah.
Best regards,
The Cookie Thread
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Wtf why dont u hope ur post finds me well 
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he’s a business major why do you think
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It unfortunately ruins the central gag.
Saving it for a follow-up gag.
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I’m right though
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Dear Ms. Chloe,
We hope this correspondence finds you in good health and spirits.
We sincerely appreciate your continued and extended interest in the safety and well-being of our members. However, after careful consideration, we regret to inform you that we are unable to accommodate your proposal regarding the duration of rest that our members receive during the night as per your thesis.
As you are likely aware, the primary guiding principle of our Thread is to foster meaningful discussions and facilitate the distribution of Likes among our members. Our platform serves as a space for our community to engage, support one another, and ultimately provide value to our stakeholders. Unfortunately, the adoption of your suggestion could significantly challenge this ethos by reducing screen time, thereby limiting our members’ ability to fully engage with our core mission and values. This would, in turn, compromise the foundational pillars of our Thread. While this connection may seem straightforward to us, we acknowledge that there may be confusion in understanding it.
We greatly appreciate your correspondence and encourage you to reach out again should you encounter any problems and concerns during your continued experience on our platform.
Warm regards,
The Cookie Thread Customer Service Department
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Sleep is for nerds
i love twinks
Oh yeah i should probably say now since no games are ongoing
I’m Bionic, i used this as an alt to test a pure meta and the name I’ll be using now, so I’m basically Chomps
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this real
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yea
im tbh i kind of just thought you were some guy offsite joycat
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Who could have seen this coming? 
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it will be fun to confuse tutuu when he’s back