Cookie Thread Act 6: Cookie & Thread

If it’s a fine it’s not a big deal i think

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If it’s a misdemeanor then you’re entitled to an attorney. There’s a good chance you qualify for a public defender. Apply. You may have to pay a small fee but if you’re actually going to court for a criminal (albeit incredibly minor) offense, take advantage of your virtually free attorney.

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i’m not sure why all of these doctors keep telling me the hippocampus is vital to human survival
hippos can’t read!

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thats so much though what happened again? you got into a car crash and it was an accident, why you have to go to court for it? well i guess people do go to court for it. i dont know anything about driving id crash my car immediately. sorry that happened :(

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apparently following too closely requires you to go to court for specific courts

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technically since the other driver was stopped and litten wasn’t paying attention he is the one at fault

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insurance covers eveyrhing it’s now the legal system wanting their pound of flesh form me

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didn’t the drain already take its share

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alternatively, let me represent you. i have 0 legal training, esp for whatever state youre in, but i can gurantee i make everyone in there extremely annoyed

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dear judge, I’m a catboy, so I decided to hire a doggirl as my lawyer.

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I’ve been thinking about it but torture seems unfun and unstimulating if the person is understandably upset at being tortured

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I don’t normally get upset at things but seeing other people being upset is one thing that gets me upset

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im like. so bummed that u chose to torture me. :/

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oh yeah, MAY IS A FAKE TORTUER. SPREAD THE NEWS.

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HAS NOT TORTURED ANYONE. COULDN’T GIVE TIPS.

i hear may doesn’t even like torture. what are they even doing on the mod team

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What are you talking about? May’s only a masochist, not a sadist. This slander cannot be tolerated.

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I fuck with intrinsic motivation so hard bruh. its like a drug

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what if they’re having a blast

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