Cookie Thread Act 6: Cookie & Thread

There’s 3 empty dorms on my floor, which is all of them except me

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Housing market in May’s Building

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But then you have to attend [university redacted] and I think a good chunk of people would rather live on the streets

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Oh no we are on TERRIBLE terms. We have been in a bitter court battle over who gets tutuu (neither of us want him)

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actully i know like a place with like 10 empty houses cause its a dead village my grandma used to live
theres like 2 poeple still alive there

cons: no transport
dirt roads
closest shop is 10km away
everyone is dead and u will probably get depressed
terrible internet quality
probably haunted
the wildlife will eat you

pros: cool forest nearby (u will not starve)

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Well, if we join you there, the wildlife certainly will not starve.

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if we all move there can we call it village of lies

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to clarify despite being a wrath res. id at all times, i don’t actually have any wrath affinity skills until over a certain burn count threshold

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If we got enough people it could be upgraded. To some kind of Town

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then we should name it Salem

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Salem is so fucking boring they simultaneously lean into the witch shit too much and not enough

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mayhaps (cool version of perhaps used for talking to may) we could build some sort of fortification around it

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i agree

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I am simply utilizing my Maximã stimã

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yeah if your city has a funny atrocity associated with it you should get funny with it
i hate to say it but London is kinda beating Salem’s ass with its’ Jack the RIpper tours that promise that if you go on this walk you will personally get murdered by Jack the Ripper

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scotland should lean into its witch lore more. You know we murdered innocent women too everyone forgets that

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almost ate some detergent beacuse i tried opening the cap with my teeth

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genius.

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i was not paid by the local wildlife to make that message

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idk there’s some shit in Edinburgh that leans pretty hard into it