Cookie Thread Act 6: Cookie & Thread

genius.

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pros:
you get to go to edinburgh

cons:
you have to go to edinburgh

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Edinburgh is a backwards city. I do not dare step foot in such a place.

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edinburgh contains Multitudes

Multitudes of what

People

(Scottish person getting into city rivalry like there isn’t like 5 total)

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and also like. it’s simultaneously really nice and beauitful and also it feels deeply fucking sinister and Wrong

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edinburgh feels like it was a city built for a species other than humans

lets not kid ourselves there’s like 5 cities in the UK total

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Boston

there’s London, Glasgow, Manchester, Edinburgh, and Liverpool. everywhere else is kind of fake

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you cannot convince me that Hull is real

They got some billboards in Ohio claiming it

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Come to scottish cities! We have:
The 1600s being slowly eaten alive by pub crawlers
246 abandoned factories
Small town up north
Small town up north
Small town up north
A place somehow known as a shithole despite Being IN SCOTLAND

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“what about Salford” Salford is just Manchester with british media brain characteristics grow up

technically if its in lithuania you could lean into paganism and do fancy rituals where u burn people and make stone circles around them

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What about Cockermouth

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that’s a town, and also a hellish wasteland

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