Cookie Thread Act 6: Cookie & Thread

Unrelated but apparently some church guy is coming to visit my dad

This cannot go wrong in any way

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And by church guy I mean “local leader but like more” (I’d have to explain the entire structure of the local parts of the church to explain who he is beyond this)

the doctors DID tell me I was “generally unempathetic”

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3 cats is better than 2 cats

There’s a dropoff point where you can’t make them all happy without sacrificing your own joy.

your own joy is irrelevant

but he’s a boy and not perfect???

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that’s literally 2 strikes

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There’s another point where you can’t satisfy them all, period.

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I’m a perfect kitten that’s one strike

“You have a thousand cats in a room and only ten minutes.”
Basically this.

your message said “why would i want a third cat” not “why would i want to adopt litten as my third cat”

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i didn’t expect to be challenged so i decided to be nice

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you heard it here folks, nbow hates kittens that don’t meet her standard of perfect

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her*

maybe i just don’t like kittens that MISGENDER me :triumph:

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whats your excuse for not adopting katze then

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there are so many kittens that don’t misgender you though, why aren’t they adopted yet?

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well the two mays on this site have at least one commonality

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