Maybe I will adopt them. Them but not you
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Do you get the urge to bring me home and adore me?
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yeah what about tutuu or the other ten cats on this forum
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zug?
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Do you guys remember when cookie thread had a functionality which let you see whos typing in real time?
The 50 active cookie threaders have to live without the functionality just so the 10 active mafia players can calm down about angleshooting 
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thats still enabled just not for you
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yeah idk ive been seeing it since i joined
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You can blame the voters.
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WHAT
Wouldn’t it more accurate to blame the vote counters?
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“People dont kill people. Guns do”
Nu-uh, said Crich
“Guns dont kill people. Bullets do”
Nu-uh, said Crich
“Bullets dont kill people. Fatal wounds do”
Nu-uh, said Crich
“Fatal wounds dont kill people. Blood loss does”
Nu-uh, said Crich
“Blood loss doesnt kill people. Oxygen deprivation due to blood loss does”
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they couldve rigged it
this isnt a democracy
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There are receipts.
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mhm!
why didnt you rig it
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Because I didn’t know whether everyone else was corrupt yet, so it would’ve been an embarrassing ordeal if they weren’t.
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can i make a return
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You can file a return with our customer support team, get left on call for several hours, and given a thirty second window to make your case. Alternatively, you can post a letter and receive a dismissal in four months.
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im gonna burn fol down to the ground
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The second you complain, you’re bumped to the front of the waiting list.
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