Cookie Thread Act 6: Cookie & Thread

My grandfather has like 4 million in a bank account and probably more elsehwere I have no idea how rich other people grandparents are

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take out the top 1% and how much does that dip

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the rich business major stereotypes comes from dudebros inhereting their dad’s businesses. Unless there’s a ton of money in the “being unemployed, addicted to opiods, and fucking random dudes off of reddit” business, I think I am gonna have to do this shit myself

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I have rich grandparents but unless jesus really takes the wheel there and wants to meet them in the next 2ish years, I am going to see 0 of that money.

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My grandfather probably has like $400 if he hasn’t spent it at the casino yet

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My grandfather basically was really smart and knew the stock market and also worked on a lot of sevret government stuff apparently also nuclear stuff too

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I dont really see money as important. I’d only want it if it was a Game. I’d do sales for the fun of it not the money.

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And his grandson live in a box

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(yes obviously it is important and I’m lucky to have grown up with opportunity but yk what i mean. Past a certain point I just don’t think it matters)

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My grandfather (story redacted for doxxing reasons, Litten knows this). And he once ran a Carvel.

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ok May Barnum

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carvel

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If I can land a fucking internship next semester I’ll be able to do whatever I want and probably get enough money for plushies in the future

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minimum wage in america is around 15k and most places won’t even pay that. mcdonalds pays higher than that

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my one living grandparent is fairly rich, but i choose to remain somewhat oblivious as to family finances. i don’t wanna know, but we’re clearly in a position where it’s not a big worry

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that’s why I asked because I know a lot of places you can cyber bully their salary

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I do have a good bit of plushie money from the internship. I’m saving most of it to invest into a plushie index fund to increase future plushie purchases

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unfortunately Kroger isn’t offering to match my plushie contributions

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honestly I think collecting plushies could be a cool hobby, specfically expensive Pokémon ones

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