Cat contagion centre
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like one of those remote workers for the amazon shop where they would review what people took and charge them
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Marshal being the businesswoman she is destined to be
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“Excuse me friend how can I use a gift card on the self ch-”
“YOU ARE NOT REAL YOU CANNOT HURT ME YOU ARE NOT REAL YOU CANNOT HURT ME YOU ARE NOT REAL YOU CANNOT HURT ME”
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one time some lady came in, bought incense, said some really chillingly ominous stuff (idr exactly. Something like “You’ve never been on this earth”) and then set all her items down on the counter and left immediately.
retail is a different world
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pretty sure you can’t silence mod accounts :/
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Well I’m not a mod 
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I’ve been pacing for the last thirty minutes
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Can you mute me pleaseee? I wanna get muted by Chloe 
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I blame may why did she agree to the no sleeping competitions all my problems are her fault
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You are not real you cannot hurt me
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yall ever take a 10pm nap tho. shit goes crazy
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grown adults wrestle squishmallows out of the hands of children. People asking me if stress balls are edible. super bowl party related merchandise.
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waking up from a 10pm nap puts me in a different dimension where life is devoid of joy
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I’m dizzy now
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Weeeeee
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weak
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one time a guy came to us talking about how he’s buying his mug because his ex girlfriend broke it and also like, lore dumped how awful his life is where his dogs died and his girlfriend left him
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i can
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This sounds like I made it up but it isn’t, j swear
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