Wait until you hear about June from the Mechanics
Everything is great at Junés
june when july walks in
they’re weird
Is there something wrong with my browser? Cookie thread isn’t updating unless I’m pressing the notification
Happens to me sometimes, I restart brwoser when it does
Shouldn’t it be June from the Bugs? Like May from Mayflower, June from Junebug?
April from the Fools.
May from the Day (emergency)
Witht he special effects it’s almost like it wants you to be a female
This is what those generic male protagonists that are supposed to be a blank slate you can project onto feel like
May from the Flowers isn’t just a title I’m not called that like as a joke. I was called that because I was May, and I was a Flowers fan, and most people interacted me in the context of being a Flowers fan. Like there were multiple Mays in the Blaseball community and I was the Flowers one
It’s a genuine organically developed last name, like this is how people get last names
May from the Flowers wouldn’t translate properly in Romanian
Anyway the Core Mechanics were determined to be the opposite of the Flowers when we were trying to invert something in Blaseball. If we were actually going by the Yankees-equivalent, it’d be June from the Crabs, and thinking about June’s general personality traits that seems fitting. But the Flowers aren’t hte Mets, that’s the Mills. And I’m not May from hte Mills
Are you even real
I remember this lore drop now.