“I was taking that to my GRAVE if they flipped town”
I never in my life clajmed a fake red check in a mash
That sounds like a OH
HAHAHA
I DID THAT
I KNEW IT
I said that someone claimed a red check near eod in a mash and LIED
You didn’t claim the redcheck, you claimed somebody ELSE had the redcheck
I KNEW I WASN’T CRAZY
I thought you were crazy but then you said a statement I knew sounded like litten
That’s why I was so sure it was you even when you didn’t recognise it
It was objectively funny
That and the fact that I trust my memory depsite everything but still
It was objectively extremely funny. That’s the funniest way to do that
And people cleared me because the idea that I faked that my partner had a red check in them was so outlandish for a bus that it must come from town
I’m your external memory bank
What do I need to get from Walmart
You need to get me chocolate pretzels
No
Damnit