Cookie Thread Act 6: Cookie & Thread

hmm yea

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There’s a lot of trails through the woods which is much better than attempting horse road

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i think i’d be more likely to get stuck behind a tank than a horse in my state

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at least you can honk your horn at a horse though

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the concept of a person riding a horse on a road isnt particularly hard to fathom

but a horse carriage definitely. is.

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You saw horses in your stables where your knights fought in jousting duels for glory and for your fathers approval (king of the castle)

say what you will about horses but even if you’re piss drunk they will get you home. we’ve gone backwards

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litten didnt father may as far as im aware

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Chances are low but never zero

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Learning how to ride a horse takes knowledge or skill and training and a saddle. If u dont have any of those its easier to ride in a carriage

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@Litten ayo…

There’s also horse carriages in some cities but just as an entertainment thing

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I didn’t father may
It’s unclear whether I mothered them though

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confirmed: litten is NOT luka doncic and may is NOT devin booker. the reverse is still possible though. we’ve yet to find out definitively which nba players are lurking in our midst

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The fetus I aborted in anatomy class was secretly may this entire time

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May what’s your earliest memory

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Earliest pinpointable memory is my sister’s birth at 2.5

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I didn’t abort two kids, so I’m safe from being her mother

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I could be adopted adnd not know it

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I would have had to be 2-3 when mothering May I think

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