Yeah like its not that deep, human bodies arent that frail. When i searched about olives earlier people said u should wash the brine, one guy even left them soaking in water overnight, coz they were scared of the salt 
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im gonna try to make this tomorrow or the day after. this guy has great tutorials
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ayyyyy 
keto is not eating carbs and eating fat instead
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if u want to be healthy just soup
clearly not enough of you go to the soup store
Time to go to the May store.
1st November, 2053
Dear tutuu,
I am the reason why the apocalypse started. This is why I had to stay at the research gates,
Sorry I havenāt told you at the station. Thanks for rescuing me there, but that was a mishap. The furthest we go from the research vaults, the sooner weāll be doomed if we orā¦ **I** didnāt make it to there.
Thereās a serum at the bottom of the research center, it might not look much like a research center, butā¦ I just had to experiment, to see beyond deathness, maybe finally find a way. I have hoped it wouldnāt come to this, that they wouldnāt be malicious, but I was wrongā¦ wrong once again, as alwaysā¦
I have to go back there, I donāt know how I will get past these abominations. But itās my problem to solve. I asked the central communication robot to send this message after a day if I didnāt manage to shutdown the telecommunications. And I wanted to know, if we truly donāt see each other again.
I love you.
[The message seems to be written by handwritting but transmitted electronically. Attached below, thereās a transcript translating the handwritting and apologising in advance for potential poor readibility.]
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silviuuuuuuuu 
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3rd November, 2053
Dear tutuu,
The tacoās you made yesterday had expired beans in them. Due to this, i have broken the toilet. Fuck you, stupid idiot. I am leaving the team due to this. If i canāt trust my comrades to make a proper meal, i canāt see myself being able to trust them in combat, where the steaks are higher.
Before leaving, i have taken all the bitches with me. We will build a proper colony where the beans are not expired. Enjoy the destroyed bathroom and no bitches, taco boy.
I have also informed all the evil monsters and zombies of your current location. Expect a visit in 2-5 business days.
That is, if the dehydratation from the explosive diarrhea has not taken you by then. :)
[The message seems to be written by handwritting but transmitted electronically. Attached below, thereās a transcript translating the handwritting and apologising in advance for potential poor readibility, and a picture of a gnome.]
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what the fuck happened to cookie thread
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Change your pfp
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noooo please let me keep this one
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I just checked my dms theres no fucking way tutuu
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ABOUT YOU NOW 
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that shit went so hard he returned to scared anime girl
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