Cookie Thread Act 7: Romulus

What did you expect

It was this post apocalyptic dystopian sci fi zombie setting. Thing cyberpunk meets resident evil. We were soldiers and all dying to the zombies and bugs. So peope made bunkers / vaults to survive. Us last soldiers were on a train. Zombies everywhere. I get separated from the crew. I go to a few vaults and to my dismay theyre overrun. There are 10 humans left in humanity, me and you one of them. I see you in one of the vaults, on level 1 or 2. The deeper you go in the level the harder the monsters are like a video game. I leave the vault and you stay, i dunno why we didnt left together. I find out what happened and rejoin the last 8 surviving human soldiers. We’re trying to escape. We realize youre still left. I get to make the choice if i wanna come back for you or abandon you and run. I wanna come back. The plot changes where i dont need to come back but instead ur at one of the next stops of the train. We rescue you. We’re sad humanity is doomed but happy at least we made it. One of the crew is looking like a zombie. Im scared that hes about to turn. I ask him if hes a zombie. He denies and then just says yes. His face comtorts like from The Thing and a part of it decapitates and latches onto the human holding him and does the same to him. And then to me im dead too. But i can still see like a spectator. The armour of the guy changes like the last villain from cyberpunk edgerunners. And then it just kills us all and humanity dies. And then it turns out that you went to the lowest level in the vault, you got killed by the final boss of the entire zombies who took over your body like in The Thing and managed to get into our train by deception and kill us all right as we were relieved we escaped. Very dystopian / depressing, but i appreciated the scene from an artistic angle

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please dont kink shame he has a pronoun fetish…

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make borscht

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just eat a bunch of soup if you want to be healthy

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the fact you capitalized ‘‘Woods’’ like it’s a supermarket or a specific place everyone knows is really funny for some rason to me

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i prefer hard pears. soft pears are mushy and its weird

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thats a myth, its just the simpliest to make if you have no time or imagination

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so cider is just unfiltered juice? lol

we just call it juice

you guys suck i wouild have won

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Marissa thinks i have such big abs and pecs? :flushed:

no, thats lol, ur the litte creature being held

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Oh :confounded:

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Eating fat makes you feel very relaxed afterwards. Fat is the happy food right? Feels so relaxing. Food for brain. I wanna eat more fatty food

fat is overhated

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Yeahhh and salt

I swear half of the amateur food critics on the internet are white women who wanna stay skinny like 100 lbs and are on keto diet

Salt = cyanide
Fat = venom

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Whenever people critique food they should elaborate their own personal body goals which heavily influences their decisions

If they dont elaborate - assume theyre a woman who wants to stay skinny which might not be your body goals or maybe your health can handle some salt i have two working kidneys

its fr not hard to eat healthy when you realize eating healthy is actually just a normal caloric intake with enough vitamins and fiber, and not the worlds most fucked up bingo where if you eat enough of a certain type of food you become extremely fat

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whoops, sorry, you had cereal. that has grain, and milk, and you added strawberries, which are also actually bad for you. but also a superfood

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