Cookie Thread Act 7: Romulus

damn i was 12 i cant even make fun of u

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truss itā€™ll change your life for the better

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3-3 tie in dixville notch. is this the dagger

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even this canā€™t convince me haley-kamala voters are realā€¦ if they happen to exist, they gotta be the BIGGEST simps imaginableā€¦ like honestly such simpy simpy simps its so funny and sad they are probably not fit to run a forum

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we gotta nuke arizona

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evac oab5 first

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he is literally the reason i posted that

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who would be the tech admin then

one of the fifty thousand t girls here

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listen
if I lose the Ā£1000 I have an excuse to get a job which will in turn benefit me
if I win the Ā£1400 then I win.

its a win/win

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soon as you get a job the urge to gamble will fade trust. lot harder to commit to putting down 500 pounds on the dodgers when you realize itā€™s equivalent to 24 hours straight of work

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if trump wins the entirety of the us is so fucked
because how woukd aiding in overturning an election, having biden-esque freezes and confusion and being a convicted felon not be enough to stop you getting the presidency??

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imma be big chillin in the bahamas yall have fun

also kamala has executed the perfect moderate strategy
her primary appeal is a won issue
sheā€™s status quo on israel/palestine
sheā€™s much less inclined to raise taxes than biden
appealed to republicans campaigning against specifically trump

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it is in theory free money

I hate polarization. People canā€™t see the truth in the middle anymore

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silviu thinks every mafia player should develop a better wolfgame

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kamala harris is such a nothing candidate lol. republican crossover may or may not be a myth.

If she wins (and itā€™s off her own merits), its literally just because she was able to do abortion messaging better than biden could, because like 20% are (basically) single issue voters in favor of it.

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Like her job is just to not be actively dislikeable, hold any position considered extreme, and say ā€œabortionā€ as the 2nd or 3rd to last word in each of her speeches so that it ends with ravenous applause

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Literally, if you watch her speak, ANY rally, in her last sentence, she will say something like ā€œwe will do x, we will stop y, we can do this and that, we will protect a womanā€™s right to decide for herself etc (cue ravenous applause), and we will do x y and z. god bless americaā€

Itā€™s always 2nd or 3rd to last, because it always gets the most cheers so that the expectation is set for really loud cheers for the final thing she says.

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