Cookie Thread Act 7: Romulus

all the intangibles are in harris’s favor. i genuinely don’t know whether the taylor swift or lebron james endorsement is gonna get more people to vote for her

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you also cant take the man out the tutuu for distinct other reasons

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that being said i think if taylor swift had waited until a few days before the election to endorse harris the lines would be so long that trump supporters would literally never get a chance to vote

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probably taylor. white women gonna sweep

my bird is pissed at me bc my parents r on vacation and i leave the house before 7am. he wouldn’t let me replace his seeds but he only eats them on the occasion this happened so as long as i replace them tonight hes fine

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with how prevelant early voting is, and registration deadlines, it always had to be earlier. I think it was the best time, because a strong debate performance + taylor endorsement + DNC coming up was a perfect storm to give her momentum

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if lebron spoke at the dnc instead of steph we wouldn’t even have to worry about close polls or whatever

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to clarify he does eat, just only the other birds seeds because theyre higher up and not in his cage. that’s all he cares about

lebron james might honestly be the most american individual ever, they shoulda locked him down earlier

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not getting his endorsement while the olympics were still fresh was a blunder beyond blunders

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in other sports endorsement news le’veon bell says he’s moving to canada if harris wins

just in case the opinion of a washed up running back who sat out one of his prime years because he thought his extension offer wasn’t good enough sways people

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okay this is kinda funny

as a steelers fan, waiting for the next extremely brain damaged former steelers player to do something really stupid is a fun game. my bets on george pickens in 5 years.

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Didn’t Trump once said he’ll move out of the country if Biden won?

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To pay Trump… doesn’t Trump have like way too much money by now

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nah bro. he gonna b broke. BILLABLE HOURS WINS AGAIN

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Oh forgot. LAWSUITS

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the headline sucks. the guy started a gofundme for leveon bell to leave the country

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If I don’t know this guy and supposedly he’s a star and wants to leave America. The headline suddenly sounds based

calling le’veon bell a star is… generous.

he’s the goat of sitting out a year because he thought his contract offer sucks and then playing like ass for the rest of his career though i think

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