If it’s like The Cheesecake Factory I’ll order a like a salad or something
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Suffering from cat problems <—-
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If I’m getting steak it better be because I expect the steak to be good
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Cat problems… who’s got ‘em… I’ve got ‘em too
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most restaurants i eat at tend to not advertise that they give people food poisoning but your experiences may differ
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Cat trouble, got double, don’t know what to do
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anyone else feeling the urge to nibble on someone or is that just me
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ive heard thats a thing that sometimes occurs
cant think of the darnedest reason why
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I thought we shown you how dummy is to admit that tuttie
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Gaslighting is a made-up word
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silviu are you lying to may!
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Atlas is a bad influence
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i have my pros and cons
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Turning into a toad turns you bi, turning into a puff-shroom turns you gay
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I called pistachios “pretty fucking gay” while discussing a pistachio macaron I had just purchased and the pizza place guy nearby was like “oh I can trade this in if you don’t like pistachio…?” and I had to clarify that no I like pistachio
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It’s just that, well, they’re pretty fucking gay
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I USED to like hotdogs. I dont like hotdogs anymore. Im vegetarian now.
Atlas im worried the baby doesnt think people can change
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beg your pardon
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To the baby or you?
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