Cookie Thread Act 7: Romulus

i promise to haunt you first

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The difference is just that people make so many claims about ghosts that you can’t individually go and have the respurces to investigate every one, that doesn’t mean they’re real

My public identity lacks money. My private identity of Batman if it were true is incentivized to hide the money

This is aploy for me to get haunted after you all die

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why does sheet music cost like $20. i just want clarinet solos man

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you’re telling me that if i dig a hole in the beach i should expect to solve whether or not theres a massive turtle in the earth’s core

also batman couldn’t spend all this time talking on a forum

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Its my secretary Arctic dressed in the maid butler suit writing these posts

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Woof woof

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then you arent batman

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Ghosts (as claimed by fairy tales and mythology and such) arent real because theyre myths and fairy tales and folklore. They never haunted anybody. Its not impossible that there are aliens or undiscovered creatures on earth and those aliens to be able to be transparent and fly after death. But they would have to be a new discovery. Like theyre a new thing. We could give them the name ghosts. There arent old ghosts as claimed by fairy tales theres no proof of them existing and the onus falls to prove something exists rather than disprove something exists when we dont know anything about it

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Like if somebody said they were haunted I wouldn’t think “well I need more evidence to know if this is true” I’d think “no you’re not lol” unless there was EXTREMELY overwhelming proof. So I don’t think I’m meaningfully open minded

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thats literally what ive been saying for 30m

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this probably would’ve been me before i took that class but again. bit more open minded now. you’re probably not haunted but let’s at least find an alternate explanation before ruling it out entirely

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Nobody should be open minded enough to consider claims of being haunted by ghosts or somebody being a time traveller, at best youd be wasting your time at worst youd be prone to being manipulated due to your gullibility and desire for fantasy and adventure

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This is like a feast for con artists

The thing that initiated this confusion was a Tumblr poll where people, when asked if they believed in ghosts, almost universally tagged either “yes” or “I’m open to the possibility and I’d like to think so but idk guess not”, while I would say “obviously no”

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i’d wager they thought ghosts as in religion

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i feel like if there were a lot of no but open minded options that’s a lot tamer than you made it out to be

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I would not wager this, I would wager we think the same thing by “ghosts”

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