Cookie Thread Act 7: Romulus

No, I don’t think she went far enough. The war should have been a plague on the land that continued to burn until every single noble, theocrat, and blue-blooded dog was buried deep beneath the ground – their bones, fertilizer for the nation’s great rebirth.

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like do you seriously think neither of the other two entire nations she slaughtered would be like “huh maybe you’re right, maybe that’s not so chill and we should talk it out?”

no!

nobody else has any reason to side with any of the behind-the-scenes dark forces in this game, and in fact the only head of state that ever chooses to side with either of the dark forces in a meaningful capacity is in fact Edelgard

hell even in AM rhea is booted from power so like even if you hate rhea it’s still not even the only ending where she’s no longer in charge

and idk what even happens in VW but maybe there too even

And how else would it have been accomplished when there’s a continental theocratic hegemony set on maintaining the status quo in more or less perpetuity?

im gay

That dream is an absolute maze goodness

Gagababa

god hates australia

bro she is literally pals with the leaders of every nation involved

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I’m banning all discussion of Fire Emblem forever. Good bye

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i hate dreaming where someone is talking and i can just barely not process what they are saying. like. thats a daily occurrence to me already why does my brain have to SIMULATE its OWN failure in understanding words

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at exactly zero points ever did she even try

oh my hod shut UP about palworld. NOT EVERYTHING NEEDS A PALWORLD METAPHOR

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end the fire emblem discussion, begin discussion of the optimal electoral strategy to beat lord business

i for one think it was a poor move on wyldstyle’s part to completely abandon her rebel aesthetic, that was the whole thing she had going for her

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yea

she just declared war and murdered people under the assumption she’d be the only person to see things her way

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actually fucking stupid

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So for which worse-er dictator are we voting in the Fire Emblem college electoral system

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another falls to the trap of Being Normal…

Having read this conversation I now understand the Edelgard/Vriska comparisons

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Maygus!!!

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